I have fulfilled nearly all the tastes of American life I wanted.
- Shopped at Wal Mart - (what's the big deal?)
- Swum in the Pacific - great
- Visited Ripley's believe it or not (waste of $15)
- Eaten clam chowder (wonderful
- Understood what a lap dance is
- Drove over the Golden Gate Bridge
- Heard a waitress saying - My name is Juniper and I'm your server for today
- Experienced a micro brewery - fantastic
- Hugged a redwood tree
- Cuddled a gay guy dressed in drag and didn't feel bad about it
- Brought real duct tape