Expat in Israel.

Monday, October 31, 2005

US News Article | Reuters.com

Recently, our two offspring have become much more interested in politics, even hijacking the newspaper when I least expect it. We have interesting talks on a variety of subjects such as the film we all saw last Friday. One refrain runs through all our conversations. It’s anti Americanism. 'She who must be coddled' has it too and I am afraid there is no vaccine right now.

I try to intervene as best as I can pointing out that the USA is a force for good in general whatever mistakes it makes on the way. Now I will salute the greatness of the United States because they do honour the iconic heroes of their culture in a way that makes me slightly ashamed.
Civil Rights pioneer Rosa Parks became the first woman to lie in honor in the U.S. Capitol Rotunda on Sunday, a tribute usually reserved for presidents, soldiers and politicians.

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Let smokers cough up

Well done London hospitals! The Royal Free (and other London hospitals such as UCL and the Whittington) have been smoke-free for some time now. Recently they went one further and banned smoking from any part of their property and grounds, inside and out.

The Royal Free is my local. I try to avoid hospitals, but sometimes needs and routine checks necessitate a visit. Previously I had to run the gamut just outside the hospital entrance of a few decrepit old-before-their-time people standing around or sitting in wheelchairs – some attached to drips. Smoking, coughing, spitting and generally causing a nuisance to the nose and eyes and making it very unhealthy for visitors and patients who have the right to not smoke. Worse than the dossers around the corner. Also very bad taste pyjamas.

Now in order to indulge in their vile behaviour these cretins have to shuffle or be wheeled down the traffic ramp to the pavement below which is not hospital property. As I park around the corner, I can nip in via the side stairs and avoid the sight and smell of these idiots.

Some self-proclaimed ‘hardened smokers’ say the hospital should provide them with a smoking area as they are too ill to go outside. Sure, let them pay for the cost to develop and use a facility that would take precious hospital square footage and turn it into a double airlocked hermetically sealed recirculated-air smoking bin. Not very likely mate.

If these smokers say they are addicted, then nicotine patches or similar will do nicely – again for a fee which in this instance would be eminently doable. After all these lamebrains are paying nearly a fiver for 20 cigarettes now so that kind of money obviously isn’t an issue. If they say it is a habit, well, like any other anti-social habit, it may be uncomfortable or difficult to stop doing it whilst you are in hospital, but tough.

Weekend

The film was interesting and made us all thoughtful. Mrs E had to rush to hospital to visit a friend with problems and I pottered about. This morning, work friend mentioned he was at a ceremony for film students and was surprised to see so many metrosexuals present. Metrosexuals in Israel?
To my amazement, there are even Übersexuals.

So now you know.

Saturday, October 29, 2005

Tel Aviv

The Eggheads do not visit Tel Aviv collectively as a rule, We tend to arrive as individuals with something specific in mind. Yesterday was the first time we were there as a family. Yes, the Eggeheads manage without Tel Aviv quite well. Mrs E is on the way to Jerusalem right now as we have a family friend in a coma.

I have nothing much to say about the film we saw. Go see it yourself. What I do remember is being woken up at 0400 hrs by the F16s taking off from Ramat David. When Mrs Egghead complains I trot out 'the sound of freedom' line. I also think of the ordanance they dropped on Gaza. It's an antiseptic war here. Only noises and sometimes blood.

Friday, October 28, 2005

What the Bleep Do we Know

We're off the see the film above. I'll let you know what it's like later.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

IT Confidential: The Library Of Google, Loot Of A Spammer > September 12, 2005

I would have never arrived here if I didn't monitor comp.risks constantly.

I would like to receive gold bars from AOL for receiving spam over the years. A computer virus that monitors your browsing habits and shows a verse from the Koran when you visit a porn site seems an interesting use of technology. Finally, Lexus are testing technology that montitors your eye movements and decides to apply the brakes if you are not paying attention. Not for Cathy I think.

Ynetnews - Opinion - Lessons of Hadera

"We built a concrete wall," one officer told me, “but we fitted it will paper doors.” This is not tragedy. This is stupidity.



True enough.

Bad hair day

After yesterday's murders in Hadera, we now have Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad calling for Israel to be "wiped off the map." He may puff his chest out all he likes but he'll burst in the end. I couldn't find a decent site for this conference he spoke at, called "A World without Zionism". Here's a jewish web site which agrees with him for different reasons.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Bomb in Hadera

Sod it. Damn, damn, damn.

Why men are crap

For the female readers only. I look forward to a counter balancing section on 'Why women are less than ideal'.

CEOs should follow NBA and make geeks wear real clothes

I sort of object.
That's right. No more sandals. No more T-shirts. No more bellies hanging over belts. No more jeans. No more grease-covered khakis. No more stained underarms. No more lame-ass bluetooth headsets. No more cell phones attached to belts. No more drool dripping down the sides of mouthes [sic]. No more pizza in the back pocket. No more Cokes attached to the face. No more two-week-old stench. In short, no more slovenly swine.


Quite frankly, I'll happily cheer a room full of Indians who just took your jobs - if they're well-dressed. There's a certain dignity to outsourcing. It's called a tie.


I did wear a tie to work in Israel once. It was black because the Queen Mum had died. My neurons were busy remembering my Mum as well. Dress code in Israel? Well, yes. Egged bus drivers now wear a uniform and like it.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Galloway accused of lying to US Senate

I note that George Galloway , the MP for Bethnal Green who so recently unseated Oona King is in the mire yet again. Now the US Senate accuse him of being a lying sack of shit. (My words). The Daily Torygraph in the UK got stung when a libel suit went against them and they're appealing. I wonder on what grounds.

His lawyer must be ordering yet another Lexus.

Monday, October 24, 2005

Tempted by blogs, spam becomes 'splog'

Splogs block blogs.

Nice headline.

The Tories must wait 6 weeks for a new leader…

…unless David Davies falls on his sword before then.

Adrian posed an interesting, perhaps ironic, question to me: “Feel like voting Tory now [eg. if Cameron wins] that they have a super whizzo leader who may have smoked a joint when young?”

Speaking with my strategist hat on,it will be fascinating over the next few weeks to watch a crucial game being played out for the future (or lack thereof) for the (old) Conservative party.

Intriguingly, due to the lack of success in modernising the party, MPs will not cast the final vote on the new Tory leader. Nor will the voices of the Brits who could bring the Tories back into power be heard. Instead, we will hear the voices of 300.000 Tory party members, the majority who are Sir and Lady Bufton-Tufton disguesteds from Tunbridge Wells fogies (of any age). These are the people who can be very arsed indeed to be card-carrying members of the Tory party.

It’s an interesting parallel with the unelectable Labour party of 20 years ago with its membership made up of Dave and Diedre Sparts. Will those Tory party members vote tactically, nay even strategically, for moderniser David Cameron in order to have a good chance a Conservative general election victory? Or will they vote for their (conservative small c, euro-sceptic, Little England, 19th and 20th century) principles and thus keep the their party unelectable for the next election and maybe even the one after that?

Scenario 1: Davis and Cameron and their respective supporters exchange insults for the next 6 weeks. Tory party remains deeply divided. Davis elected by a slim (or even worse, a strong) majority. Davis succeeds in being portrayed in the media as yet another Tory boring grey man saying silly billy irrelevant things. He hangs on as leader or is replaced by yet ano boring grey man. Labour wins the 2009-10 general election. I don’t think the Tories will lose enough votes for the LibDems to become the official opposition - but you never know.

Scenario 2. Davis falls on his sword in the next few weeks. Cameron becomes leader by coronation. Does a marvellous job of building a New Tory party and marginalising the Old Tories who would have no say or choice in the matter. Helped by some fall-out from the Iraq fiasco, the New Tories win the next general election by the slimmest of margins.

Scenario 3. As scenario 2, but the New Tories narrowly lose the next election but win the following one hands down.

As to personal preference, I am not in any way a conservative small C or large. I wonder what would happen if they ditch the C-word?

BTW, all I can say about the fact that David Davis got his MBA from the same place as mine - London Business School – is: this is yet another example of how each year there are a few interesting exceptions to the boring norm. Such as myself and my business partner.

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Speaking Freely - Intelligent Design

I follow the trial in Dover , PA, USA fairly closely. One of the greater uses of the Internet and Web is how easily you can follows events from far away.

This is shaping up to be as big as the Scopes trial last century. A number of blogs are following the trial and here's a few of them.

ACLU Pennslyania. The blog of the ACLU of Pennsylvania.
Evolution blog.
The Panda's Thumb.
Aussie blog on the same subject.

Background.
Talk Design.

If this nonsense was confined to the Bible belt in Left Pondian land, I wouldn't be worried. When the Australian Federal Education Minister, Brendan Nelson says he has no problem with the controversial theory called “Intelligent Design” being taught in Australian schools it becomes alarming.

Dr Nelson was responding to an open letter published in today's major newspapers signed by more than 70,000 Australian scientists and educators stating that the theory has no place in science education.
What a plonker.

Blogging

Due to the demise of the main home computer , blogging is intermittent. Bear with me for a few days.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Israel Defense Forces Navy Unleashes Death Shark Against Terrorism


Oh , nice one. A UAV for the Navy. At 50 Knots, I don't suppose it has much of a range but probably doesn't need to.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

sploggers - Google Search

I was reading Vulture Central as I do most days. An article about WikiePedia cuaght my eye and I was introduced to the concept of 'sploggers'. The URL above takes you to a blog about sploggers. Here's a news page as well. Sigh. Deep , deep sigh. Oh no, now there's another term I don't know. 'Captchas'. I'm supposed to be the nerd around here and I'm getting ignorant.

Rain!

From the weather.

Rain accompanied by strong winds and occasional thunderstorms is expected on Wednesday from the north to the northern Negev. Temperatures also are to drop considerably. There is a danger of floods in low-lying areas. The mercury is expected to drop slightly again on Thursday, with showers tapering off toward evening. Friday will be partly cloudy to fair, and temperatures will be lower than usual for this time of year.


Pity Son number one at a festival near the Kinneret.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Holidays

Another day off is what seems an interminable series of them. We're driving down south to see friends. Ate under the Sukkah with next door which was nice.

Monday, October 17, 2005

Bats - Oh frabjous day.


I am a bat groupie. At work this morning, someone noticed an out of place bat at the back entrance. It's the blob next to the hazardous waste alarm (yellow thing). I am not familiar with Israeli bats, sadly on the decline due to the indiscriminate use of Lindane in caves. It would appear that this specimen is Blasius' Horseshoe Bats (Rhinolophus blasii) which lives as an individual. I hope it makes it.

Sunday, October 16, 2005

A middle way

Last night, the Eggheads who are somewhat fed up with standing around with placards trying to make a point, changed tack. We went on a peace walk with a group called The Middle Way. It involved meeting in a car park near a Kibbutz in the local hills, lighting a bonfire, making talking circles and after eating crunchy fire cooked potatoes and other goodies, going on a night walk in silence to a nearby Arab town. A ful moon made it seem special.

There we met a similar group of Arabs , played a game to help break the ice and talked. My poor Hebrew let me down but there was an unusual number of Anglos there so I didn't feel left out. Mrs E suffered on the two hour uphill walk but made it in the end. We shall return.

Spot the Jew-to-be?

David Blunkett, speaking at a gala dinner for the Friends of Haifa University, said that his Jewish son (mother: Kimberly Quinn - born Kimberly Solomon) attends a Jewish nursery and that the boy was teaching him about the Jewish festivals.

Presented with an honorary degree, Blunkett
thanked the Jewish community for its “extraordinary support” when “things got difficult” in his personal and professional life. It had been the community “that stood by me and I won’t let you down. I feel deeply honoured when friends from the Jewish community are prepared to welcome me. I feel like one of the family."


What next, conversion?

(From this week’s dead-tree JC)

Saturday, October 15, 2005

Sales of 4x4 vehicles double in London

Perhaps I shouldn't mention this news items showing that the sales of Chelsea Tractors has risen to 176,610 last year. That's just in London. Take a deep breath Cathy.

Friday, October 14, 2005

The end of a beautiful relationship from Guardian Unlimited: Newsblog

What an illuminating piece.

Mr Chirac lays the blame for the death of the EU constitution entirely at Mr Blair's door. Downing Street's panicked decision to announce a referendum forced the French president to follow suit. The campaign then turned into a nightmare when Britain terrified French voters by banging on about the need for economic reform.

If Mr Chirac dislikes the prime minister, then Mr Schröder loathes him. In a sign of how relations have deteriorated since they joined together as champions of the "third way" in the late 90s, he is barely on speaking terms with Mr Blair for four main reasons.

These are: a belief that Mr Blair lied to him about his plans to take Britain into the euro, the catastrophe of the Iraq war, Mr Blair's refusal to take account of the benefits of a cushion to avoid turning the continent into a Thatcherite enterprise zone, and Mr Blair's inability to understand the difficulty of introducing labour market reforms in Germany.


Tony Blair, the bogeyman of Europe? "Quiet now children; if you're too loud Tony will come and get you.'

No, it doesn't really fit.

Yom Kippur

Some years ago, I was an avid caver. I visited most of the caves in the UK dresses in very filthy overalls, dry suits, wet suits and odd clothing together with helmet, reconditioned miners lamp and a spare carbide lamp that ran on calcium carbide. One day I was taking a party of 'newbies' down a cave in Somerset. Halfway down the cave opens into a rift that goes two ways. The party split at that point to explore both ends. We didn't wan't to linger as it was summer and flash floods were common. I stayed at the junction to wait their return as it's easy to miss on the way back.

I switched off my lamp and listened until the noises of clumsy cavers disappeared. After a while, I could hear nothing and see nothing. Even moving my hand close to my eyes showed me very little. Some minutes later I became aware that I could hear the beating of my heart and some faint drips behind me. Absolute darkness in light and in soul.

That's what I heard again yesterday morning as the sun came up. The sound of silence.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Shfaram

We went to Shfaram last night to join in a memorial for those who died when Natan Zada kiiling four and wounding 20 others. After the group meetings that followed, Mrs E said privately to me "I wish they would come to visit the families of Jewish victims."

Still, a moving evening. The heartfelt feelings of the families for peaceful existence touched everyone there. In spite of 60,000 turning up for the funerals, there was no trouble.

They are not eligible for help as victims of terror though which is shameful for Israel.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Google Blog Search

So Google has a blog search. I didn't know there was a "Egghead Movement". Try Israel. Too many hits.

BBC and Nobel prizes

Well done to Prof. Robert Aumann of the Hebrew University and American Thomas C. Schelling for winning the Bank of Sweden Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel.

Damn the BBC world service and all its works for stating , this morning, that "two Americans have won the ...". Technically true but misleading. A suitable email has been sent.

Monday, October 10, 2005

See you later Imshin

She's taking a blog break. Hope she comes back.

Winners of the Ig® Nobel Prize

I see the Ig-Nobel awards are out. Of particular interest is the original research into pressure build up in penguins. The paper, provocatively titled "Pressures Produced When Penguins Pooh -- Calculations on Avian Defaecation." can be found here. The Peace Prize was won by two UK researchers who thought it was a good idea to monitor a brain cell of a locust while it watched Star Wars.

Government promises solution to lulav branch shortage

Perhaps I'm ignorant but why do we have to get these things from Jordan, Egypt and Gaza?

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Spot the Jew(ish ancestry) no 437

In last Friday’s dead tree JC there was a piece about Viscount David Linley hosting a reception in aid of the Friends of the Hebrew University. He went so far as to say he had a Jewish great uncle on his father’s (Lord Snowdon aka Mr Princess Margaret) side - the famous theatre designer Oliver Messel.

A little googling finds what Lindley left out. Snowdon’s uncle Oliver Messel was as Jewish as his uncle's sister, who was Snowdon’s mother Anne Messel. As Lord Snowdon had a Jewish mother he was Jewish. Of course to be pedantic we need to know if Marion Herapath was Jewish. She married the artist Linley Sambourne and their daughter Maud married Leonard Messel (Anne and Oliver’s parents). Some other time.

Egypt bans export of traditional Sukkot holiday lulav branches

A shortage of "lulav" branches emerges as Egypt forbids the cutting of palm fronds from date trees at el-Arish in the Sinai. Perhaps those Gaza tunnel smugglers will cash in on the shortage.

Disaster as climate probe crashes

Spare a thought for the untimely death of CryoSat which plunged into the Arctic yesterday. Some of the engineers and scientists have spent seven years on this project. There is no backup.

It was supposed to have monitored the polar ice caps. Alas, alack.

Friday, October 07, 2005

George Bush: 'God told me to end the tyranny in Iraq'

Sounds like the 'Blues Brothers'. "We're on a mission from God".

Post blog note:

The White House press spokesperson has denied it. I'll believe the White House on this one.

Thursday, October 06, 2005


Since when is Kibbutz spelt with a 'Q'? Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, October 05, 2005



Intimate immigration tale wins 10-year fiction award
Andrea Levy confirmed as literary heavyweight




Mazel tov Andrea Levy! (Yes, you get one with a name like that from your Jewish grandfather.) Excellent news indeed. “Small Island” is one of my favourite books over the past few years. It is a highly recommended read for anyone making a life in a country in which they were not born, and for those native-borns to better understand the immigrant experience in general and in particular the West Indian immigrant experience into Britain in the 1940s and 1950s. The “Small Island” can be Britain, one of the smaller West Indian Islands or a small island of relationships.

Country Life

Picture the scene. The Eggheads at the top of a hill with a small picnic discussing the world and admiring the equistrian statue and the local ruins. From there the Valley of Jezreel stretches below. Puffy white cumulus clouds drift silently in the sky. Flocks of birds wheel over our heads. The view and the breeze and the quiet is wonderful.

Then a noise starts. Up the side of the hill come two pick up trucks, one belching grey smoke. They park next to the statue, families get out, the truck radio comes on loudly and they start cooking on the steps of the statue. Sensing local disapproval, they pack up and move on. Some minutes later, a bunch of tractorim[1] arrive with a dust cloud following them. They manage to make coffee, again on the steps of the statue. Mrs. Egghead now feels that she is being punished for something.

They leave, only to be followed by trail bikes looking for something. They never did find it.

[1] Four wheel motorbikes.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Cheers! Palestinians lift their glasses to the first beer festival in the Occupied Territories

Lookie there! A beer festival in Gaza. Whatever next.

New Year food

I eat too much. Far too much.

Monday, October 03, 2005

Shana tova



Best wishes to everyone for a happy, sweet and peaceful new year.

Thanks to jewlicious for the typography.

Three dead as Hamas members and PA forces clash in Gaza

The first shots in the Palestinian civil war? Don't mention the word Palestine to my work neighbour. He gets overly hot just hearing the name.

Sunday, October 02, 2005

Cabinet may move to uphold ban on force-feeding of geese

Due to family objections to Nestle products we are limited when it comes to ice cream and lollies. That one comes from Daughter Number One. I refuse to eat veal in Israel due to the use of fattening crates and now I see goose is off the menu unless it's organic.

Happy New Year

Happy New Year to all our readers. After tomorrow, I get to goof off for a while. Expect slow blogging especially as I'm finally moving to Linux.

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Congestion charge extended to richest area of London


As widely predicted our Ken overruled overwhelming opposition and has extended the London congestion charge into west London including Knightsbridge, Kensington, Chelsea and Holland Park. This is an excellent example of how Livingstone is only a democrat small d when it suits him. Otherwise he’s an old-fashioned 20th century in- the- vanguard- we- know- better- than- the- majority- what’s- best- for- the- workers.

I was and remain all in favour of the highly successful central London congestion charge as you know from my posts. And there is no question that expanding the congestion charging area is the future. For some reason though, Livingstone focused on an area which is the least contested of adjacent areas – but it covers the wealthiest areas in London.

There is much more congestion in immediately adjacent areas of sarf London and east London. Why not extend the charge into these areas? There is also less wealth there?

Where the charge should have been extended first is northward to encompass the Avenue Road - Finchley Road - Fitzjohn’s Avenue heart of the school run from hell, where masses of 4x4s clog up the roads ferrying one little child to school some hundreds of metres away from their home then doing 24-point turns in the road to drive back where they came from (cont.on post 94)