Judge clears 159mph PC of speeding or fast filth (4)

Silly me. Instead of doing a PhD in law, I should have taken the direct route to fueling my passion for fast cars by joining the police force. Then I, as an advanced driver, could take my car out to “assess its capabilities” at "eye-watering" speeds which I would be ”encouraged to do” especially where “the road was deserted and conditions were clear”.